Funny One Liners For The Grooms

As a groom it’s very important to deliver a good and heartfelt speech that can touches everyone’s heart in the audience, and one of things you can do to touch their hearts is by telling them a funny online liners. Nothing better than a fresh and good sense of humor to make the room more comfortable and cozy.

Come up with a funny one liners especially for the grooms is a good touch in your wedding speech, but remember before adding any jokes in your speech, you must think of your audience first because let’s face it that you have a very diversity of audience such as close family, distant family, co-workers, neighbors, business partners and so forth, they’re all come from different ages, genders, educations, and other backgrounds, so you must have some good liners that can be understood and accepted in these different levels, last thing you don’t want to do is offend anyone with your liners.

When preparing a funny one liners, don’t just have one but three of four even more liners, so that if one doesn’t work you have other funny one liner as a back up,let’s take a look at these one liner samples:

Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

  • Never marry a man for money. You’ll have to earn every penny.
  • if it weren’t for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
  • They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.
  • It’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get MARRIED!
  • Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

I hope these funny one liners can help you to brainstorm more ideas of your own as the groom and have a nice wedding day to you.

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