Funny Wedding Toasts And One Liners
When we create a wedding speech it’s good to add some humor in it, well humor in fact one of the important ingredients when comes with creating a wedding speech, but remember to create a funny jokes or a one liners that are appropriate and witty that will get everybody laughing, now what I got for you is a collection of funny wedding quotes and one liners samples you can use.
Wedding Quotes
“May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.”
- Robert A. Heinlein
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too”
- H. L. Mencken
“The brain is a wonderful thing. It never stops functioning from the time you’re born until the moment you stand up to make a speech”
- Herbert V Prochnow and Herbert V Prochnow Jnr
“Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot”
- Unknonwn
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”
-Aristotle-
Wedding One Liners
“Always remember the three magic words: “You’re right dear”
“Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love” William Penn
“To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here’s to good sense of humor – and a short memory!”
“A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes”
“I’m told that the best speech makers follow three simple rules. Stand Up. Speak Up. Then, very quickly, Shut Up. I’ll try to stick to that advice”
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married” Friedrich Nietzsche
‘Now a toast to the bride and groom on this special day. We wish them all the best in their search. And a search it is going to be for in the words of Henny Youngman, “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” Best of luck in figuring it out!’
“Married life is frustrating. The first year of marriage, the man speaks And the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.”
Just remember if you want to come up with your own lines, just keep it simple…
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